Thursday, April 3, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #24 - 13 Ways to say "You're Stupid" in a Gentle Manner



1. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
2. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
3. Forgot to pay his brain bill
4. A few clowns short of a circus
5. A few fries short of a Happy Meal
6. A few beers short of a six-pack
7. An experiment in artificial stupidity
8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
9. One taco short of a combo plate
10. All foam, no beer
11. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
12. If he had another brain it would be lonely
13. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

15 comments:

Ananya said...

LOL..that was really nice!loved ur list!

SuperCoolMom said...

Too funny!

Pretty Life Online said...

Lol! Great list here! Happy TT! Hope you'll visit mine too...

SmartyPantsMama - Caroline said...

that was great! I'll have to use some!!!

Smiles,
caroline
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Sassy Mama Bear said...

Love it....and you know I've used a few of these at times.
Happy TT, mine is posted.

Cecily R said...

The first one is my FAVORITE. Totally funny!!

jenn said...

I love the second one!

sheri said...

hilarious!

TheVasquez3 said...

HILARIOUS!! omgoodness some of those were new to me!!

funny stuff, great T13!

Crazymamaof6 said...

AWESOME LIST. your Thursday 13 is always so funny

andrea j said...

fun list! I showed my hubby and he enjoyed it too! His favorite one to say is #5. I liked #10 even though I don't drink :)

Leeann said...

One grape short of a fruit salad.

Kellan said...

How funny!!

Thanks for coming by - have a great weekend - Kellan

Library Lady said...

I've always liked:"he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic" myself!

LaskiGal said...

I'm such a dork . . . at first, I really thought a hamster died. I was so confused . . . but only for a few seconds :)

Love that list!!!