Friday, April 11, 2008

The Dancing Pickle on Letterman?

This picture was taken ON location in the now FAMOUS Lodi, CA.

Remember when I posted about how I was mad at the Pickle?

Apparently? I am not the only one.

A couple of weeks ago, this blurb appeared in the the Lodi News-Sentinel Cop Log:

A pickle — the dancing human kind who works for Mr. Pickle’s Sandwich Shop — was blocking traffic. An officer arrived and advised the pickle.

On the evening of April 1st, as part of his regular feature, “Small Town News,” David Letterman read that entry on “The Late Show.” and commented to Paul Schaffer, “You know, that probably happens more than we think. Cops advise pickles all the time.”

So, now, this coming Saturday, the pickle and the Statue of Liberty from the tax service doen the street are having a "dance-off." Yes, a dance-off. Front page news. And you all thought there was nothing to do in Lodi!! HA!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

TT #25 - 13 Signs that You have grown up

1. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
2. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
3. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
4. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
5. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. (This seriously grosses me out! I don't care that we are both adults, you're my UNCLE for cryin' out loud!)
6. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
7. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
8. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
9. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
10. You watch the Weather Channel.
11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
13. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

A meme...sort of

So, Holleann tagged me for this meme a week and a half ago. It is a Social Saturday Meme. I saw it on that particular Saturday and made a mental note to get to it before bed. After all, I would have to be a MORON to do a "Social Saturday" meme on any other day but a Saturday. I forgot. Then I saw it again on Sunday and said to myself, "Myself, you can do it NEXT Saturday!" Welp, next Saturday came and went and here I am on Tuesay doing the 'Social Saturday' meme I was tagged for on March 29th.

Here is the question:

Wait for it......

Wait for it.....

Today's Saturday Social Question:

Are you a procrastinator?

Must I REALLY answer that??