13 Ways To Annoy People During A conversation!
1. Stare at the person’s nose while they are talking.
2. Repeat everything the person said before responding.
3. Ask the person to repeat themselves constantly.
4. Walk in circles around the person as you talk.
5. Make random hand gestures, like pointing at the person’s feet.
6. Stick out your tongue when the person isn’t looking.
7. Use a different name every time you refer to the person.
8. Start dancing for no apparent reason.
9. Blink your eyes one at a time.
10. Switch languages now and then. If you only know one, make up words.
11. Bring up things that have nothing to do with your what you’re talking about.
12. When the person is about to make their point, seem completely uninterested.
13. No matter what the person you’re talking to says, respond with “And then…”.
15 comments:
Now you know I have to do all these things. I can't wait til hubby gets up...he's going to think I'm nuts!!!
I tagged you if you want to play along.
Happy tt, and glad to hear you're having a better day!
I particularly like 2, 4, 5, 7, and 9. I do twelve all the time by accident. I'm like apropos to nothing girl. I love this list. Years ago I got this list about how to improve office morale and it included things like, "Page yourself over the intercom." "Ask yourself to repeat the page over the intercom." It also said to assign people arbitrary nicknames like, "I'm afraid I just can't agree with you there Skippy." LOL. I love this list.
Hehe, that was a funny one! I will try some of them when hubby is back from work... ;-)
That'll be fun!
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I SWEAR to you, my kids have done all of these in one conversation or another with me!!
Especially 4,8,11 and 12. Sigh. :)
By the way, your new profile picture is stunning.
Glad you're feeling more like yourself.
"OK NOW I know you are directing this Post at me...lol!!" JUST KIDDING!! This is too funny kelly, love this..."what is sad is some do these things..lol!!
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this is fabulous! my husband does these things. UGH! you are freaking hilarious!
Haha! I can't wait to try a few of these out. Thanks for the idea. Happy TT!
Heh, funny list. I really hate it when people do #3 to me.
Oh my, this would really wig most folks out. Bwahahahah. I love your sense of humor. Have a great TT. :)
I love all those!
A soft chuckle while they are trying to be very serious always infuriates. Or else, no matter what they say, respond with "Yes, but not in the south."
LOL. That would be great!
I'm peeing my pants over this post and all the comments! HILARIOUS!
HILARIOUS!! where do you come up with this stuff?!?
Hi I'm Andrea. I had to come visit your blog after reading your broom comment on Cecily's blog...that was pretty dang good. I have bought from Uppercase Living before too, it's great! YOUR BLOG IS FUN!!
Sorry the kids have been sick. Are they better? Jasmine is now sick oh happy day.
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