Thursday, January 31, 2008

Thursday 13 #18

13 Christian Pick Up Lines
I can do this, because I AM a Christian, plus they are HILARIOUS!! I know I haven't been around all week-no comments, no nothing. Believe me, I wish I was around. I am halfway in charge of a Crab Feed this Friday, and that's all I have been doing all week! Ahhh! I promise to get back in the game by Monday!! I love you all!!

1. You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
2. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
3. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
4. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
5. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
6. Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
7. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
8. Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
9. (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
10. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
11. God told me to come talk to you.
12. I know a church where we could go and talk.
13. (my Personal Favorite) What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.


jenn said...

Very cute. Your tt's always make me smile.
Happy tt, and don't stay lost for too much longer....we miss you!

fullbodytransplant said...

Biggest laugh of the day, congratulations!

AtomiK Kitten said...

I love number 3...and NKOTB getting back together is creepy...

Nicholas said...

Ah, but do they work?

Peter Plum said...

Wouldn't that be: Who Would Jesus Date?

Journeywoman said...


TheVasquez3 said...

BWAAAA HA HA HA #9...i have actually had that line used on me once....long ago in a land far away when a support bra was not as necessary as it is now.