Thursday, January 17, 2008

Thursday 13 #16


13 Reasons why it's GREAT to be a woman!

1. Women live longer than men.
2. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
3. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
4. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
5. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
6. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
7. Women know the truth about whether size matters...
8. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
9. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
10. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
11. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
12. Women have total control over their eyebrows.
13. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

17 comments:

Di said...

I guess it all comes down to eyebrows and shoes....I think that's a pretty accurate perception.

Penelope Anne said...

I so love number 3.....going to turn that into a sampler and hang it in the bathroom next to the sign that says "Changing the toilet paper roll will not cause brain damage."
Nice list.
Mine is up.

Bloggers said...

love it!!!

jenn said...

I love this list! You always crack me up!!
Happy tt!

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Those were great!

Love,love,love your blog avatar! Too funny!

emeraldcityguy said...

Hah! Fun list, happy TT.

Cecily R said...

Um, I'm going to get flogged for saying this, but GRACIE has made the floor around our toilet wet. She was like a gyser for a while.

Love LOVE this list. Kelly you are so clever!! I do enjoy being a girl!

MondaythroughSunday said...

I love being a woman and those are good reasons! Great list!

Jocelyn said...

Hi! I've added you to my blogroll. Mine is: Hip Mama Blog. Thanks! :)

Kelly said...

Great list! I enjoyed your TT and your blog! I'll be back to visit again. Feel free to visit my very first TT, posted today!

Laura said...

I've read a few of those before. :)

lisa said...

Hey Kelly have your kids recovered? I love your list. I like the wet floor in the bathroom one.

Leeann said...

LOL!

crystal said...

YAY for #12!!!! Thank goodness.

Nicholas said...

I'm coming back as a woman in my next life. Life will be so much easier.

Eccentricities Studio said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ... I love it! :) Those are so fun and so true. I am giggling, hubby is rolling his eyes.

Hope you're having an awesome weekend, Kelli!

xoxo,
Dana

jenn said...

I have an award for you...come by and pick it up!!