Thursday 13 #16

13 Reasons why it's GREAT to be a woman!

1. Women live longer than men.
2. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
3. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
4. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
5. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
6. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
7. Women know the truth about whether size matters...
8. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
9. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
10. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
11. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
12. Women have total control over their eyebrows.
13. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.